Who is Dr. FexusFan Schmegen? Is he this SHQ hacker who hacks into the headquarters and answers people's questions as a joke and is he really part of SHQ (or Chris HQ)?
Flowery wallpaper sings off-key showtunes while tickling the rafters with tendrils of sugar plums whenever the clock strikes a bargain with a darong after midnight.

~ Dr FexusFan