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  • what the hell is a crossed haired ?

    are you some retarted webmaster theirs no such damn thing as a cross haired on a robot and you must be a female sonic fan because all you female sonic fan sluts have been posting fake sonic cheat codes and it pisses me off theirs no level select on sonic 2 f*** and theirs no way to be super sonic even if you do not have choas emaralds LOSER FEMALE SLUT I TRIED THAT BEFORE ; IF YALL FEMALE SONIC FANS DONT STOP THIS VICE VERSA S*** THEN DEATH AWAITS YOU

    I saw a missing link inside a chicken of the camera traitor! Writing homework on poles inside a paper shredder is eating worms like a mushroom alfredo sauce. SEE absolute garbage on a ZERO news page as soon as it has exceeded all levels of extra Dad WHO HAS G4!!!!!!!!1

    I summon FuFu the Pooper to hang flaming flowerpots over your Rainbow Brite toiletseat and blitz molten Folgers crystals to unicycle acid rain on your accordion parade, Shmubby. I have eatten your head. GAME WINNING HOMERUN!

    ~ Dr FexusFan